i shallnt talk abt how painful my surgery was today.
cus e moment i recall e surgery, my eye starts to hurts.
and im stil stickin a blood stained eye patch on my face.
so tell me how painful do u think it is?

anw it's smth copied frm friendster for dwayne.
i mentioned to him that we shall not high-fived anymore.
and recited a little bit of this for him.

so dwayne, this is for ya.

..a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a f*ck.

...So tell me how many people are you
gonna smile at after you heard this
cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply
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